Chico (the dog) was not educated at Purdue, but his father was a fraternity brother of mine. He was majoring in Animal Husbandry (it's really a major at Purdue - GO!! Agriculture and Engineering schools). As a matter of fact, that is what Chico's father looked like most of the time when he was at Purdue. Some people just don't know how to maximize their educational opportunities.
Here's to hoping that the "severe separation anxiety" ends real soon so that Chico (the fan) can get out to see his daughter and her high school team play soccer.
