Solution: Find him, watch nothing but his abdomen/diaphragm. When you see a rather large intake of air, outside what would be considered a normal breath, shout loud and incomprehensive strands of words to counter and confuse.
Ex.
"ARRRRRRRRGH, Two shillings for a cornish hen!!!"
"Wuuuuuuuhhhhhhooooo I got your Fort Dorchester right here!!!"
I would alternate between using a pirate's voice and a ripoff of Ray Ramano. Mixing the two would provide even better results.
I only give you the solution because I want to see a fair fight. Lapf's need to sabatoge his own team is obvious mental repercussions from the hardened playoff road.
