Soccerboy,

Wow. That was some fancy rule-making-uping! Why don't you come officiate our next dodgeball tournament. "Whiskey's Easies" haven't won in their last 4 outings. You nancy-boy!

Truefan,

Don't worry, that sting and jealousy of losing to Dorman will heal. In the meantime, why don't you start by washing your daughter's mouth out with soap.