BPnaughtnaught --
You just can't get away with your last sentence fragment "ahahaha thats funny that was my uncle jerry ... hes a crack attic". Occasionally you have to insert the apostrophe the represents the contraction for the verb "is". You omitted it here twice in one short phrase. The second omission is particularly bothersome. Having lived in Charleston immediately after Hurricane Hugo (Sept. 21, 1989), I experienced attic cracks, or at least the cracks just above attics brought to our fair state by the out of state roofers who flocked here that fall. No hard feelings -- you just pushed things a bit far.
lpaf
