I'd like to publicly thank Edmund Carson for providing me with a much needed laugh tonight. I am struggling to determine which part I liked more: the coach was "gesturing with his hands and inadvertently struck" the kid, or that the "frustrated player" saw an opportunity and siezed it.
I admit that I didn't see the incident. But the scenario that Edmund just laid out is hilarious. What an unfortunate coach to be on the sideline gesturing with his hands and some kid just happened to run by and get hit in the head. This was not just any kid either. This was in fact a clever, crafty, quick-witted kid who took full advantage of the situation. Not only was this kid so devious, but he had the foresight to coordinate the evil plot with his teammates and parents so as to fool all onlookers and approaching police into thinking that something had occured when it actually hadn't.
Thanks Edmund.
