Please allow me to clarify what I said in my previous post. "The other side of this story is" means that this is what I heard in the coach's defense...right or wrong. I don't know what happenned b/c I wasn't there. I was just mearly defending BridgeFA's use of the term "alleged" before someone is oficially conviced of something. Also, I figured this board deserves all of the information (or alleged information) that's out there.
I'm glad you got a laugh, tommyboy, but I wasn't trying to be funny. If I were, I would have posted:
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.