That post was easy -- I just copied and pasted from several years ago...
However, I have to argue with your contention that I'm "legendary" -- it was explained to me a few months ago by some irate folks that the more posts you have the less "status" [or something] that you have -- so I'm sinking fast [but not as fast as L-E Dude and Hurst66!]
P.S. L-E Dude: I realize that I'm going to get killed on this -- but I personally like Emerson better than Thoreau. Although no one can top Tom Waits: "Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."