A coach makes a comment to one of his defenders �The ref is not calling offsides today. You are going to have to get back.�
The ref overhears the comment and says �Coach that is enough out of you. One more word and you are out of here.�
After halftime, the coach instructs one his players on the field to �Step quicker to the ball.�
The ref overhears the coach and says �Coach I thought I said not another word, and I mean not another word!! Do you understand me? Just say yes or no!�
The coach dryly says, �Yes or No.�