A coach makes a comment to one of his defenders “The ref is not calling offsides today. You are going to have to get back.”
The ref overhears the comment and says “Coach that is enough out of you. One more word and you are out of here.”
After halftime, the coach instructs one his players on the field to “Step quicker to the ball.”
The ref overhears the coach and says “Coach I thought I said not another word, and I mean not another word!! Do you understand me? Just say yes or no!”
The coach dryly says, “Yes or No.”