I am very familiar with Doug Flutie. First of all, I believe I am probably slightly above average height among scsoccer.com posters. Secondly, my best years are still ahead of me (which I will swear to till my dying day). Thirdly, I will never be well known in Canada for my "Grey Cup" Victories (not referring to the contents of the PLC). However, there is a certain attraction in becoming the first posting analyst after my retirement. I am not sure if I would go the Howard Cosell boxing route sounding like an auctioneer ("There's a left jab by the stroke and p&y goes down; wait, he's getting back up...) or the golf voice of Brent Musburger ("An excellent point by Chapindad, we will wait to see how Chico responds to the pressure..."), or the excited voice of Madden ("You see, that's just what I'm talking about--Ledude is able to get the PLC going but he just wasn't able to finish.) No matter what, I will not be a Doug Flutie ("Yes, I'm here...)
(By the way, are ya'll able to here the voices in my head that make this post make sense?)