501(c)(3)'s, happy parents, angry parents, sad parents, victimized (through recruiting) children, happy appendages, reeking, Rob Reiner movies, Ayn Rand novels, memes, references to small mammals, references to celebrity tragedies, and on and on and on...

Wow...reading this is like taking an alternative media Rorschach test on acid while listening to Crunk...

I think I'll go back to work now; somehow either recruiting or a 3/4 point cut by the Fed caused a rebound when I thought we were going to 10,000...